Atheist: The Big Bang created the Universe.
Believer: And what or who caused the Big Bang?
Atheist: I don’t know. Maybe it just happened on it’s own.
Believer: Or maybe God did it?
Atheist: Then who or what made God?
Believer: Nothing, he just is, and always was.
Atheist: Or maybe the Big Bang did it?
Agnostic: Or maybe God is the Big Bang and the Big Bang is God?
Anyway, what do you guys want for lunch?
- Mark Baland